Cow Chip


Cow Chip Maher-Shalal-Hash-Baz McDavid

Portrayed by:
Dennis G. Simmons (I, NSNS/AOT, III)
Nicholas Sorbello (M)

First Appeared:
1993, “Mrs. Von Tuts” (I)

Cow Chip is a student at Gief High School.  He isn’t the coolest guy on campus, but he’s not exactly a regular guy either.  He’s just Cow Chip.  He is usually hanging out with Lance, playing video games or eating cheeseburgers.  He has an unusual ability to know random facts.

Despite all of this, Cow Chip has been on his share of adventures.  When he first met Alex, he tried to kill him because he thought Alex was an alien.  He met a new kid at school with mysterious powers, and ended up saving the world from an evil wizard… or at least giving the evil wizard a new feminine body.  And he went on a date that put him in the middle of a war between two alien races.